Dear Future Baby

Just a silly breastfeeding parody song I wrote based on Meghan Trainor's "Dear Future Husband". [embed]https://youtu.be/stm6pAf89Q0[/embed]

Dear future baby Here's a few things You'll need to know for Breastfe-e-ding And all the ways to bu-ild supply

Do that skin to skin You deserve it, babe And don't forget to listen to that IBCLC 'Cause if you suckle right I'll have a good supply Latch on that boo-bie Latch, uh latch on that boo-bie

You got that lip tie? Well baby that's alright We won't be quittin' 'til we see the oral specialist (pronounced special-eye-st) They will just snip it right Without a need for fight Nursin' on me, Nurse, nursin' on me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a binky Even when you're actin' crazy (I'll) tell you everything's alright

Dear future baby, Here's a few things you'll need to know for Breastfe-e-ding And all the ways to build supply. Dear future baby If you want to get that oxytocin Give me some sweet cuddles, each and every night

You'll spit up on my shirt But they don't think it's GERD I'm doin' laundry all the time, I've got no time for dirt. Make sure I burp you well Come on now don't you barf Doin' Laundry Do, doin' laundry.

You gotta know how to treat me like a binky Even when you're actin' crazy (I'll) tell you everything's alright

Dear future baby, Here's a few things you'll need to know for Breastfe-e-ding And all the ways to build supply. Dear future baby Latch on to me Don't leave me leaky And know I'll never wear a real bra for some time.

We'll be nursing in the middle of the mall (hey) We don't need to use the bathroom for your meals You'll eat just where you please I'm here to meet your needs I'm lettin' down I'm, I'm lettin' down.

You gotta know how to treat me like a binky Even when you're actin' crazy (I'll) tell you everything's alright

Dear future baby, Here's a few things you'll need to know for Breastfe-e-ding And all the ways to build supply. Dear future baby If you wanna be my special nursling just nurse as often as you can, all the time! Future baby, we'll be just fine.